We would like to introduce you to Prof E-Nic. A new personality has joined the Wicked clan, we are not too sure where he has come from, or his biological relationship to Mr Wicked and the very sexy Miss Wicked, but this we have deduced by secretly spying on him and doing in depth analysis over coffee and muffins:
We don’t believe he is from this planet.
He is not attractive to most red blooded women – that hair is bad and those teeth? Could be British? Eastern European? Or an American that doesn’t have a dental plan – always possible – a long shot – but possible.
He can usually be found deep within his lab concocting wonderful e-liquids and performing insane experiments on weird things.
He can do that street dance move where you spin on your head (one of the girls saw him when she was looking through the top window of the lab, she had to have a lie down and a Tylenol afterwards; we shall leave it at that).
He has more knowledge in his frontal cortex than a football pitch of TW fans put together (no offense to all you fans, but this guy is Uber intelligent)
His clothes are far too small for him – you would think with an IQ as high as a skyscraper he would find the right size clothes, but this is one area where his intelligence is evidently failing him.
He has started to chat on the ECF forum and is there for you to ask questions about anything you fancy, but might be best to start with e-cig related questions, and then see how you go.
We have been unable to find out anything else of note, rummaging in dustcarts hasn’t given any clues, neither has steaming open his post – but if you find out some information to add to the picture, please let us know, as we find him curiously fascinating.