Ok, as everybody who has read my posts lately know, I'm a bit all over the place.
That's the way I am, and for the record (otherwise the fun leaves this posts if not said) I'm lacking the filter that is supposed to make sure, that not everything you think, becomes words and automatically comes out your mouth... Therefore I have a very big problem with being discrete (seems to be nearly impossible for me to be such a thing), and I often end up in very odd situations because of my way of acting and speaking.
So here we go...
Let's start with this last saturday...
It started with me sleeping in (like REALLY sleeping in!) and waking up, thinking: "Oh... I lost almost all my saturday to sleeping... Oh... What a wonderful day!"
I then got up and into the shower, where I did my thing, only to be startled midway by the biggest EVER spider.. Sitting just centimeters from my head...
I panicked - but not like everyone might think I did...: I just stood there and stared at it, with shampoo in my hair, trying not to have a fit...
Then it moved!
AAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!! I RAN out of the shower - but naked - and out into my living room. I've lived in this apartment for over a year now, and I know that people can look in my windows and see everything, because I live at ground level... Oh dear... The old man that accidentally looked in my window and saw me running around, naked and flustered like a headless chicken, must have damn near had a heartattack!
Well, I waved at him, ran to get the biggest shoe I could find (took my boyfrinds) and went to finish off the spider... But it was gone.. Oh well, out of sigth, out of mind..
The day then went with no further excitement, and I was able to have an easy saturday.
Then came Sunday..
My son came home from his visit at his dads. He was rather grumpy (cause unknown) and no matter what I tried to do, ended with the same result: Him screaming that I did it wrong and that he didn't want to play with me.
Well then, I thought... Then he can just play in his room, and he will come out when he wants to play.
I was terribly wrong. The rest of teh Sunday was living hell on earth, as far as being a parent. All I did that day was yelling and telling him: "NO!" and "No you can't have candy before dinner!" and "NO I've said it a million times: NO RUNNING INSIDE!!!" (the keyword here is no!) and eventually it became bedtime for him, which he went about with no fuss at all...
(Mind you, he only did so, because I'd threatent him that if he didn't stop that sourpuss act, I would start measuring him up for a trip to the bin!)
I went to bed as well, exhausted by the constant negative atmosphere and I slept like a baby
Then it became Monday.......... Oh dear... What a Monday it was...
It started with me waking up, not being able to breath! Then I realized it was because my son, in an effort to be nicer to mommy, had covered me in stuffed animals - while I was asleep...
Yeah.. Death by stuffed animals - what a great way to go...
I got up, hit the showers (still no sign of the big ass spider from saturday.... Hmm... ) and made some coffee while my son had his breakfast. Off to kindergarten - and heading home for some mommytime, before school started at 13.30.
I barely made it in my front door before my boyfriend came barging in!
Damn near wet myself...
He was all excited about going out and looking for two tables to put our computers on ... (WTF???) I glared at him, not realizing that I, in my sleepy daze on Sunday, had promised him to go out and pick the tables in question... *Head falls over and the word "damn" left my mouth*
Well, off we were, and it toke about 30 seconds from the tme I walked into the store till I found the table I wanted... Luckily the boyfriend agreed that it was a "splendid" table... Indeed... (in my oppinion it was easy to clean, and it didn't look like an artdecorator from hell had his hands on it...)
We got the stuff, we paid, and got out (just like going to Walmart, I've heard
)
I still wanted a second cup of coffee and in my head I was already at home, drinking it ... But noooooo! Dear boyfriend wanted to go to a gaming store (to get the WoW-game) and I had to follow... Geez, can't a woman just get her freaking coffee?!?!?!
After he had gone into a craze at the store, and bought the "questpackage" for both of us (yeah, I decided that since he went to all the trouble of finding me a good gaming computer, and setting it up and maintaining it and just being a great boyfriend, I would give this WoW a try) I got dropped of at school...
No coffee for me then, but I did get a soda
I stood by the door by my class, and waited for it to open, so that I could come in and have my class. But noooo. since the entire computersystem was down, classes were cancelled... DOH!
I went down to the office, where these two ladies sit all day, doing nothing but updating stuff and said: "We do have a system, that allows you guys to send a text to students, whose classes are cancelled, right?" They looked at me and replied: "Yes we do"... My simply reply was: "Oh well then - try using it, so that we don't waste money travelling back and forth only to be told that class is dismissed! Your computers work fine..." and then I left...
I went home, did the groceryshopping, started cooking, picked up my kid, made sure he had a small snack, cleaned up the entire apartment (and my boyfriends) and then it was dinnertime (HEY! Who took my time...?!)
Kid got put to bed and we sat down and installed WoW... Got to play a few hours and then off to bed
Tuesday... Oh glorious Tuesday.
Got up at the crack of dawn (way too early by the way) and got ready for school - only to get a call from one of my classmates, telling me that school was cancelled, again due to the %&#&¤%&#%&¤& computersystem...
Hmm.. Sent my kid of to kindergarten and when I came home again, I couldn't sleep... Hmm..
I then decided to do some shopping (again) and went to the market. Only to find that all the really old people had gotten the same idea (at freaking 8.00 in the morning! GO HOME, damn it!)
I then spent an hour shopping - an hour!
I was done finding my stuff in 10 minuttes, but due to the old people who had to find their wallets deep deep deep down in their bags AFTER the teller had said the amount that they should pay, it took another 50 minuttes to get to check out... SPANK YOU! Very much!
After about 30 minuttes into this whole ridiculous ordeal, I took in my earphones and pressed play
Might as well listen to some music while waiting.. I started to move very little to the music and was getting into a groove (it sounds weird, but I really really really like music) and this old dude behind my graps my ass!
WTF?!?!?! I turned around, took out my earphones and look him right into his eyes while saying: "You might be at that age where you by some people can be excused by the fact that you're just the drunken old uncle, but you are not my uncle, we are not at a familygathering, and you are not to ever grap my ass again! Understand? Or else I'm gonna shove this roll of toiletpaper down your throat!" I then turned around, and found everybody was looking at me...
Glad I don't have the ability to get embarresed or flush
The rest of the day went with three hours of school (where I made fun of everything, and generally made the whole class laugh every 10 minuttes), and then home to do all that I had done on monday too...
So here we are.. It's a lovely Wednesday and the sun is shining from a clear blue sky - and I'm too tired to even go outside to enjoy the sun, beacuse I was up till 4 in the morning playing WoW.....
Wondeer if I get the opportunity to use my missing filter again today?
Hope this made you smile - just a little bit
