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Damn right you couldnt cope with me nickball,  I didn't say I couldn't manage you luv, just that I wouldn't want to find myself with TWO Welsh lassies on my hands (well, at the same time anyway  ). Besides, my Welsh dragon tends toward the jealous type, and if you'd seen her roasting lordy alive........ well........ it does give one pause for thought.  Ellie thats the last time i show you any of my photos if your gonna swipe them and pass them off as your own. I would advise caution against telling porkies here caz (see above comment. ).Thats my new pad everyone  you two should really lay off the rootbeer  Me? Lay off the rootbeer? And you think this is your new pad? Umm, no offense caz, but if your getting that delusional, you might want to lay off the Diablo jabs a bit..... they really can bring on the hallucinations (I know from my own experience at the hands of "Nurse Ellie" ).I would seriously consider darths offer, at least you may get some curtains then to brighten up that little corner Well, yes. We'll be entering into negotiations with Darth and his backers shortly.... just as soon as we figure out how many whips and chains we'll need.... oh, and as soon as you let us know if you're going to take us up on that offer of employment (yes, it's still on the table caz..... I figure I'll survive down here with the two of you, one way or another  ). P.S. K8, posting pictures of your neighbor again? What's he up to now then?  |
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« Reply #1321 on: February 04, 2012, 05:43:13 PM » |
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Hey Ellie if I give you 20$ can you redecorate my house?
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« Reply #1322 on: February 04, 2012, 06:44:16 PM » |
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P.S. K8, posting pictures of your neighbor again? What's he up to now then? Still trying to grow those legs that cyborg told us about |
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« Reply #1323 on: February 04, 2012, 09:47:17 PM » |
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Hey Ellie if I give you 20$ can you redecorate my house?
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« Reply #1324 on: February 04, 2012, 09:59:53 PM » |
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Nah the bank couldn't produce the note at the foreclosure hearing....... it's all mine free an clear  |
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« Reply #1325 on: February 05, 2012, 05:04:50 AM » |
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« Reply #1326 on: February 05, 2012, 10:28:32 AM » |
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Darth -- sounds like you know a thing or two about legal proceedings! Didn't you know that the bank also had a count in its complaint for lost or destroyed note? Hee hee! Nah the bank couldn't produce the note at the foreclosure hearing....... it's all mine free an clear |
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« Reply #1327 on: February 05, 2012, 12:36:26 PM » |
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« Reply #1328 on: February 05, 2012, 12:44:46 PM » |
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Would that fifth be of voddy Darth? Owe caz for something do you?? |
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« Reply #1329 on: February 05, 2012, 01:04:02 PM » |
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« Reply #1330 on: February 06, 2012, 02:49:47 AM » |
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« Reply #1331 on: February 06, 2012, 07:21:41 AM » |
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Awe come on Darth ~~ spill! I will give you complete immunity! No comment other then "I would like to plead the Fifth" |
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« Reply #1332 on: February 06, 2012, 08:37:11 AM » |
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« Reply #1333 on: February 06, 2012, 09:26:02 AM » |
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We have a very pretty decorative urn on the mantelpiece where lordy lives... but where is ean, the dark enforcer? We're getting a little peckish and have a matching urn waiting for him...  Blimey Puff have you not been keeping up? I took what was left of myself back to 'the force' and have been reanimating since then. I even managed to use the hot tub without disappearing at the weekend, it was lush! As flattered as I am that you'd keep a memento of our little encounter on your mantelpiece, you could have chosen something a little more lifelike:  |
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« Reply #1334 on: February 06, 2012, 09:35:53 AM » |
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But I don't need any penicillin .... I'm not sick You're killin me here! |
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« Reply #1335 on: February 06, 2012, 09:58:01 AM » |
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We have a very pretty decorative urn on the mantelpiece where lordy lives... but where is ean, the dark enforcer? We're getting a little peckish and have a matching urn waiting for him... Blimey Puff have you not been keeping up? I took what was left of myself back to 'the force' and have been reanimating since then. I even managed to use the hot tub without disappearing at the weekend, it was lush! As flattered as I am that you'd keep a memento of our little encounter on your mantelpiece, you could have chosen something a little more lifelike: Umm, I don't know how to break this to you mate.... but you left a few bits and bobs behind. So that's what we're keeping for you..... so you can be reunited when you get crispy-fried again by Ellie (we figure it won't be too long before caz sends you on another suicide mission again)...... but hey, look on the bright side....... at least after your return to ashes form you'll be able to use the loo standing up again. |
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« Reply #1336 on: February 06, 2012, 10:10:58 AM » |
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Think you're so clever with your... words and everything. Do you really think being good with words gives you an air of authority on a forum? DO YOU!!? Yeah I noticed my baby maker's not what it used to be. I still need to push my jaw to my face to stop it from falling off. My feet are still a little mis-shapen, and that's why I thought my memento was better than the saggy breasted woman that pufferfish was using. Is that saggy breasts or a bum!? Difficult to work out when the sculptor displays such poor craftsmanship |
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Think you're so clever with your... words and everything. Do you really think being good with words gives you an air of authority on a forum? DO YOU!!? Yeah I noticed my baby maker's not what it used to be. I still need to push my jaw to my face to stop it from falling off. My feet are still a little mis-shapen, and that's why I thought my memento was better than the saggy breasted woman that pufferfish was using. Is that saggy breasts or a bum!? Difficult to work out when the sculptor displays such poor craftsmanship Well! No reason to get testicle (oops, Freudian slip that..... and a sore subject for you ATM I imagine) testy with me mate. I was just trying to be helpful. If you prefer, we'll just feed the left-behind ashes to the cat then shall we? We're very sorry you don't like your urn lordy (poor Ellie worked so hard to find you a nice one..... and now she's crushed you don't like it).  |
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« Reply #1338 on: February 06, 2012, 11:07:15 AM » |
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Have to say Nick I'm impressed by your liberal use of the word 'mate'! Don't tend to hear it much on your side of the pond!? Or is that Hollywood lying to us again? I appreciate the sentiment with the urn, but when there's so little of me in there, and the decidedly female form, don't you think it's a little inappropriate? Heck if I'm given a feminine urn that's fine with me, but can't she look more like Dita Von Teese and a little less like Roseanne Barr!? I wouldn't go to too much trouble, I'll be back, fire extinguisher and chainsaw in hand to collect the rest of me soon. I'm missing my missing bits! Hell hath no fury like a man scorched |
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« Reply #1339 on: February 06, 2012, 02:11:04 PM » |
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HEY! lay off Roseanne Barr - luv her, named my youngest after her!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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« Reply #1340 on: February 06, 2012, 03:07:57 PM » |
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Sorry K8, I just knew that whatever name I used it would upset someone. It was a tough call between her and Dawn French... 'nuff said
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« Reply #1341 on: February 06, 2012, 09:20:09 PM » |
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« Reply #1342 on: February 07, 2012, 07:52:47 PM » |
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« Reply #1345 on: February 08, 2012, 03:06:55 AM » |
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« Reply #1346 on: February 08, 2012, 11:04:48 AM » |
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Buy my book 'How to make friends and influence people' - available in all good charity shops now |
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« Reply #1347 on: February 12, 2012, 01:36:18 PM » |
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2 weeks....2 blinking weeks.....ive been looked in that cupboard for to weeks all i done was.....as 8 ball asked me....get me a head ache tablet out that cupboard.....BANG the door shut next thing i know im wandering to the back of the closet and i find a magical world....like narnia no i didnt i was locked in a cupboard for 2 weeks with just a just beiber sound track i want councilling and some answers WHY..WHY...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! |
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« Reply #1348 on: February 12, 2012, 02:13:38 PM » |
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Ah, found your way out I see ean..... so...... would you like to relax in the hot tub now? Join us in a few pints and a nice vape? Oh, where are my manners..... you must be hungry after two weeks? How about some nice roasted lordy chicken? You'll find this is a nice place to hang out, and all your friends are here.......... but if you don't want to join us you are free to go, of course. I'll be sure to tell Ellie not to roast you for dinner...... this time......... just be a love and get me a headache tablet out of the cupboard before you go? |
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« Reply #1349 on: February 12, 2012, 02:30:46 PM » |
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