Oh, I forgot to mention. Santa gave me a broken ankle on Xmas morning. Yup, I rolled it going up the stairs. Lucky me..
OUCH!!!! At least you didn't fall down the stairs.
No, that would be tonight (New Years Eve).

Sorry to hear that BS. Wishing you a speedy recovery buddy.
Ummm, right, Santa.... well, he's a deadbeat.

That's ok though. I have plastic and I know how to use it (better stand back everyone

). Just as soon as you get the ego-C up for sale (taps foot pointedly) I'll prove it too. That'll be my xmas prezzy, from me... to me. Doesn't get any better than that! Oh, and Santa got me a new box of Tenas, if you must know.

Just wait 'till next year. He's going to love the bear trap in the fire place and the Ex-Lax in his cookies.
