Horoscopes with Mystic Mog
Aries: Go on a 4X4 trip just for the hell of it while vaping some Menthol XXX, pretend you are cool.
Taurus: Red wine and state express, a match made in vaping heaven or vaping hell? This week you must decide.
Gemini: You need to swim more, so go find the speedos!
Cancer: Reward yourself as you are doing a great job, go on, do something nice!
Leo: Eggnog or Tiger’s blood? Your happiness will depend upon picking the right flavour; choose wisely.
Virgo: A small furry creature will come into your life, feline or rodent? It all hangs on your hygiene.
Libra: Friends are everywhere this month, so hold your own little private vapefest.
Scorpio: Fed up with the winter? Vape some coconut and let the aroma transport you to warmer shores
Sagittarius: Money falls from the sky this month, so have plenty of large buckets placed around the garden to catch it.
Capricorn: You need to turn off the phone, unplug the TV, close the laptop or pc, run a hot bath, relax and vape some Parisian Vanilla.
Aquarius: Your new years resolution is in jeopardy, take a cold shower and push on! You can do this!
Pisces: You are in a tight spot at work – a crowbar may be needed to get you out.