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Random Prize Entry:
My name is Timmy D and I am a mild mannered accountant here in St Petersburg, Florida participating as what almost feels like a stage hand in my agonizingly hum drum life. Although I am outgoing and participate in many activities, my life seemed to be happening to me rather than me being the director of my own destiny.
One day while searching the web (simply because was bored), I came across something new that seemed like it might be kind of a fun place to check out. I thought to myself that this “Totally Wicked” Vapors Lounge in nearby Bradenton looked like it might be a really fun way to learn more about my interests in vaping and e-cigarettes. With a family of 4, a full time job and many volunteer activities, it seemed that I might never find the time to make the 30 minute trip to check it out, but alas, I happened to be in nearby Sarasota for a family activity and decided to detour our family truckster to the location on 14th Street West.
Once I dragged my family inside, I saddled up to the vapor bar to get some information from the professionals behind the counter. I learned very quickly that the products that I had been using were less than adequate for my purposes and was offered the opportunity to purchase my 1st Tornado Tank personal vaping unit. Once purchased, the helpful staff showed me how to assemble my new toy and prepare it for my new form of enjoyment.
I took a seat on one of the well appointed loveseats and began to breathe in the amazing liquid ice menthol vapor that I had also purchased. As the vapor hit my lungs I was blown away and I closed my eyes to maximize my experience. To my surprise, when I opened my eyes, I was no longer in the lounge but on the most beautiful of beaches that I have ever imagined looking out past my exhaled vapor at a clear blue lagoon with the sun just setting on the horizon. As I tried to figure out where I was, a red hand came into my view and Mr. Wicked helped me to my feet. As I turned around I saw that I had been sitting directly in front of a golden palace that rose high into the sky and was so mesmerizing that I couldn’t look away. As Mr. Liquid led me toward the palace, I realized that I was no longer walking, but floating in the air towards the elevated entrance to the palace. As we moved closer, what seemed to be a flying mermaid type of stunning creature floated up to us, placed a brand new eGo-C pass through e-cigarette with a Tornado low resistance atomizer around my neck on a wicked lanyard and handed me what appeared to be a mixed berry flavored Pina Colada in a dark chocolate goblet.
Mr. Wicked turned to me and told me that I would experience things here that I never imagined. ,I was instantly transformed into a much younger and more fit version of myself. I felt like a god as I took a huge sip of my mixed berry colada and inhaled an amazing amount of my new mixed berry vapor into my lungs. As I floated into the building dusk was just arriving and the building was dark but for the candles on each table and shelf that lined the walls. I looked at the plush surroundings and found what turned out to be the most comfortable double wide lounger I had ever experienced.
As I settled in to enjoy my spoils, what appeared to be nothing less than a goddess approached out of the darkness and asked if she could join me. Of course my immediate response was a slightly guilty “Oh my god yes” as my wife and kids were still somewhere in a store in Bradenton. As she settled in, I noticed that she also had an eGo-C around her neck and she slowly brought it up to her lips and inhaled the vapor deep into her lungs. As she drew the e-cigarette away from her lips she leaned in and started to kiss me. I was a little uncomfortable as she did this but then she started to exhale performing one of the most amazing smoky kisses that I had ever experienced. The Kailua flavored vapor quickly filled my lungs while her tongue caressed mine. Instantly I had a feeling that I had kissed this lovely lady before and it was immediately comfortable and very familiar. As we separated from our long and passionate kiss I began to exhale the vapor as I looked deeply into her eyes and realized that this lovely creature was a transformed version of my wonderful wife and as she saw the realization in my eyes, she winked and whispered “I love you” and laid her head across my chest and was fast asleep. I took another deep puff of my e-cigarette and closed my eyes to reflect on the wonders that I was experiencing at that moment and must have fallen asleep as well.
What seemed like a second later, I opened my eyes to find my wife standing over me in the Vapors Lounge in Bradenton. As I began to realize where I was again and that it all must have been a wonderful dream, my wife leaned down to me and said “I love you too, and we definitely are coming back here again soon”. That’s when I realized that we had found the portal to the world of Mr. Wicked and we had just scratched the surface of what promised to be great adventures together in the near future.
By Tim Swartz
